
Website:
http://www.londonducktours.co.ukToday I went on the
London Duck Tour. Tickets have to be booked
weeks in advance so, thanks to VB, we were booked in to go today. We turned up early at the
official bus stop near Waterloo station:

We were soon seated on the
bright yellow duck bus. Although the seating was a bit cramped everyone was in high spirits - they were all excited about the
unusual tour that awaited them.
The tour was due to start at 1pm so at the appointed time a man climbed on the bus, walked to the front and introduced himself: "
Hello, I am Ivan, being your tour leader today. I from my Ukrainian republic. Thank you, please." We all looked disappointed that the tour guide was unable to speak English properly but then he sat down and said "
Hi, I'm Nick!" in a fluent English accent.
After a few introductory "Where is everyone from!?" questions, we were on our way. We first learnt that the
Borough of Lambeth was named after "the place where lambs birth". We then set off towards
Westminster and passed a big protest:

The tour guide cracked a lot of good jokes about
Big Ben and
Boudicca. I was impressed with his knowledge of the different statues on display in Parliament Square and Whitehall.
We passed up through
Trafalgar Square:

and then drove along
Pall Mall (named, apparently, after an old-fashioned croquet-like game called Palle Maille). We were told about the weird things inside all the grand buildings we passed (e.g. a
big swimming pool in one of them where the Queen would go swimming). Up next to
Piccadilly we passed the Ritz hotel. Apparently Charlie Chaplin once worked here but was fired after sliding down a bannister...
Past
Green Park we learnt it was built on a leper cemetery (which is why it's green - the gardeners didn't want to dig down to make any flower beds!). Past
Wellington Arch:

We went down past
Buckingham Palace and through to the river again. We crossed
Vauxhall Bridge and approached the
imposing MI6 building.

This was the unexpected river-entry point. We pulled into a little road just next to MI6 and our road driver got off and our "waterman" got on. Without further delay we were moving forward, speeding down the ramp to the Thames and
SPLASH! we floated down into the water:

Luckily the water didn't come in through the windows. We chugged along the Thames towards the Houses of Parliament and kept a pace with two canoers:

While on the river our tour guide told us some
facts and figures about the river (e.g. how many fish species are there, it's history, it's name (from an old Latin word for "dark" since it's so muddy)). It was fun to see the sights from waterlevel and the
river-facing decorations:

Unfortunately we didn't go any further down than the Houses of Parliament before turning around and leaving the river where we entered. We were soon back on the road and heading back towards where we started. We learnt that the Kinks song "
Waterloo Sunset" was written while Ray Davies was recovering in St Thomas' Hospital.
During the ride we
attracted a lot of attention from the general public due to our flamboyant vehicle:

There was also a few opportunities for some
arty photos:
Summary: It's fun to do a tour of the city you live in - even more so in a duck boat. I enjoyed the trip - especially because of the lively jokes from the tour guide.